To everyone who read this title and thought it was something sordid…It was 100% clickbait! It is actually about my first time on a cruise ship. This is the story of how I got my addiction.
Category: Experiences
Crown Princess Review
A review of the beautiful Crown Princess based on my most recent voyage around the Med! Here’s to Crown Princess and all who sail on her
The Voyage of the Damned
If you follow me on Twitter then you will know that I am a pariah amongst other cruisers…Now I am a pariah for a variety of reasons. But the most popular reason to shun me is my hatred for a certain cruise line. This is the story of my voyage with that cruise line.
Malta Day Three: Brunch, Boats & Burn
The last day in heaven! Featuring pancakes for brunch, getting on my favourite form of transport and getting radioactive sunburn…
Malta Day Two: Hilton, History & Hills
Birthday Do-over! I woke up in a luxury Hilton, satisfied my inner history dork and explored a hill filled city. It was perfection!
Malta Day One: Homeless on my birthday
I planned a sunshine filled birthday trip to paradise…Instead I ended up homeless sat on a bench, freezing as darkness descended over an unknown city.
To run or not to run?
Some forms of transport will wait forever! Others you have to run for…This will guide you as to which is which and give you some giggles along the way.
FAQ: That induce laughter
Ship life is such an unknown entity to most people and as a result, you hear some pretty hilarious things. These are my top FAQ funny questions!