A review of the beautiful Crown Princess based on my most recent voyage around the Med! Here’s to Crown Princess and all who sail on her
Tag: Travel
The Voyage of the Damned
If you follow me on Twitter then you will know that I am a pariah amongst other cruisers…Now I am a pariah for a variety of reasons. But the most popular reason to shun me is my hatred for a certain cruise line. This is the story of my voyage with that cruise line.
Malta Day Three: Brunch, Boats & Burn
The last day in heaven! Featuring pancakes for brunch, getting on my favourite form of transport and getting radioactive sunburn…
Malta Day Two: Hilton, History & Hills
Birthday Do-over! I woke up in a luxury Hilton, satisfied my inner history dork and explored a hill filled city. It was perfection!
Malta Day One: Homeless on my birthday
I planned a sunshine filled birthday trip to paradise…Instead I ended up homeless sat on a bench, freezing as darkness descended over an unknown city.
Destination Guide: Venice
I once heard that Venice was a magical mythical Disneyland for grown ups. I soon realised that was true! This is my guide to the floating fantasy city.
To run or not to run?
Some forms of transport will wait forever! Others you have to run for…This will guide you as to which is which and give you some giggles along the way.
Destination Guide: NYC
Everyone dreams about Visiting The Big Apple but packing everything into your first visit can be daunting. This definitive NYC guide will help you out!
FAQ: That induce laughter
Ship life is such an unknown entity to most people and as a result, you hear some pretty hilarious things. These are my top FAQ funny questions!
Navigating Cruise Line Dress Codes
Do the idea of dress codes on Cruise Ships scare you? Don’t worry I’ve got you! Here is the definitive guide to how to dress at sea.